bwahahahahahahhahahaha https://www.shlomifish.org/humour/by-others/funroll-loops/Gentoo-is-Rice.html

This is generally how I feel when people talk about performance in general. It’s just not something I’m interested in outside of real-world measurable impact on usage.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@fasterthanlime/112603298704813288

@fasterthanlime getting whiplash from seeing this user's nick (I've interacted with them before) boosted from your account, feels surreal

Post is an absolute classic though, set me straight once upon a passing-enthusiasm.